On Sun, 3 Feb 2008, Marco wrote:
> On Feb 3, 6:14 pm, Straydog <a....RemoveThis@panix.com> wrote:
>> I'm shutting down the computer for the night...
>>
>> See y'all sometime tommorrow morning.
>>
>> SD
>>
>> (long live smart-ass-trouble-makers)
>
> A friend of mine grew up in Hawaii, where they have flying
> cockroaches. I hate bugs, and when I asked him how he coped with
> that, he said "Don't sleep with your mouth open."
1. I love it. I'll have to remember that one.
2. I can tell some cockroach stories and folklore. Folklore: you can (at
least common folklore in Southern Illinois: your house will be infested
with either cockroaches or spiders and you can have a preference for one
or the other, but you will always get one but never both. My experience:
partial confirmation. The cockroach-spider wars are actually ongoing,
when the spiders are up, the cockroaches are down, and vice versa. Nobody
is winning. Its cyclic.
3. A female aquaintance (long long ago, now a physician) invited me to her
house for morning breakfast (I'd had been there before, at night).
Interesting experience. No matter where I sat, no matter where I looked,
the cokcroaches were running along all edges of all furniture, walls,
doorways, drawers, kitchen table, everything. I can tell you that a rough
estimate of surface visibility at any instant in time would be probably
about 200-300 cockroaches in the room, visible in any eyescan, anywhere.
Classic performance: She put two slices of white bread into the toaster,
plunged down the handle (to turn on the toaster and start up the heating
wires) and out came 50 more cockroaches out of the bread slice slots, the
handle slots, out the bottom, out the corners, etc., wherever there was an
opening to the interior.
I was totally quiet during all of this.
And, I am not making this up, either.
I don't like cockroaches.
> Marco
> >> Stay informed about: Well, guys.....