Yall come to Fayetteville, Arkinsaw and buy a real nice house . We
build em fast and sells em cheap. Yer yard is gar ron teed to have at
least 10% of some kind of soil, along with whatever else gets mixed in
with it. We dont waste time predrilling with door hardware and sich
because we wonts to get ye a good price. Sheeyut! them fellers out
west what make a big deal out of bein so careful. We dont waste no
time like that. We dont has to worry with bothersome urban planning.
We jes builds wherever we wonts and asks questions later. Its pretty
loosy goosy around here. We piles the dump trucks high and the excess
dribbles out onto the road I guess, jes like the litter out the beds
of our pickups. We drive faster too because we dont have to worry
whether we crosses over the center line on sharp curves. People spect
that around here and they slows down fer ye usually. If they dont, we
gots plenty of body shops and hospitals and funeral homes here to
clean up the mess. Much more than most places. We use cheap illegal
aliens sos we can pad our own pockets with some extree profit. They
may be off by a few rows with the shingles but sheeyut, by the time
you even notice we will be beyond the 12 month builders warranty. It
aint 10 years here in Arkinsaw.
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